To a cherry-pit spitter on her 58th
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Dear reader, today we celebrate the strongest woman I know, a truly swanky dancer, the epitome of poise and slightly goofy sophistication.Happy 58th birthday, Mom.It couldn’t have been easy all those years, fending off my pre-teen pleas for Vienna sausages, Cheetos, Bubblicious bubble gum, and Hawaiian Punch. While pining away for these forbidden “junk food” items, I was also deathly picky: no